Thursday, January 6, 2011

Got An Extra Jet Engine Laying Around?

You probably don't have one and neither do I, but the level of innovation is quite high when it comes to jet engines uses. From the videos that I've been watching today, I'm under the impression that this is somewhat of a redneck hobby, but you guys need to see these videos to understand the fine art of shoving engines into/on random shit. Have a look at what I've found!

Sure, kayaking is fun and all, but it's not fast-paced enough for some people. In order to make this mundane activity more fun, you could take a large quantity of amphetamines, or you could just attach a jet engine to your kayak. Here's a video showing the outcome of choosing the latter option; I couldn't find anyone kayaking on drugs.

 

It's not fair that the disabled have to miss out on many of life's activities, but luckily they now have the ability to move fairly goddamn fast thanks to whoever stuck a jet engine on this wheelchair:



To all those people whose age makes it socially unacceptable to ride a merry-go-round, you now have something better! I almost find it unbelievable that the frame they constructed was able to support these two guys as they went around, but I'm glad it did because it made a great video.



Taking a shit can be so boring these days. What are you going to do, read the same magazine a million times? Luckily this kind gentleman developed an outhouse equipped with (yup you guessed it) a jet engine. Next time I'm in a port-a-potty I'll be wishing it had a jet engine stuck to it.



Question of the day: If you had a jet engine, what would you put it on?
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35 comments:

  1. VaporJanuary 6, 2011 at 6:39 PM

    I would love to find one, they're as handy as pocket knives evidently.

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  2. Suciô SanchezJanuary 6, 2011 at 6:52 PM

    A Darwin candidates in the making there.

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  3. LoneIslanderJanuary 6, 2011 at 7:45 PM

    I think the Kayak was the best idea, the fucking port a potty was just stupid.

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  4. BartJanuary 6, 2011 at 8:06 PM

    lol i wanna try that kayak

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  5. Major MackJanuary 6, 2011 at 8:29 PM

    No last jet engine i had i used it waxing my balls

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  6. ericsJanuary 6, 2011 at 8:36 PM

    so many things you can do with jet engines. wish i had one lying around in the garage.

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  7. Das Auto!January 6, 2011 at 8:41 PM

    @Major.Mack

    damn bro, your balls must be shiny as shit

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  8. BobbyJanuary 6, 2011 at 9:19 PM

    Sweet blog, following. Check mine out
    lifeformation.blogspot.com
    Don't be afraid to follow and/or comment!

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  9. Telia TuliJanuary 6, 2011 at 10:32 PM

    Some of those are inventions due to laziness. heh.
    Wish i had some of these.

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  10. SamJanuary 7, 2011 at 12:17 AM

    hahah never knew any of those existed, great find!

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  11. AnonymousJanuary 7, 2011 at 12:26 AM

    Good grief people are weird or just plain mad.LOL

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  12. 000January 7, 2011 at 1:22 AM

    these dudes don't seem to like their lives

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  13. HiFiJanuary 7, 2011 at 2:45 AM

    Lol, these are hilarious. The jet engined kayack...Jet engines are waterproof??

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  14. AnonymousJanuary 7, 2011 at 3:01 AM

    that's so badass to have a jet engine on a kayack >_<. I wouldn't know where to put one lol

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  15. The VikingJanuary 7, 2011 at 4:59 AM

    I would put it on a chair and I would make a jet pack! xD haha. Following!

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  16. RatsRunThisTownJanuary 7, 2011 at 5:15 AM

    Ahaha! Great videos! I love how the wheelchair one actually sounded like a plane taking off. The kayak one is mad dangerous though.

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  17. icequeen100January 7, 2011 at 6:08 AM

    As far as the kayak one, honestly, why not just get a jet ski?

    Yeah, Anthony Hopkins IS the man, and probably the main reason why a lot of people are going to see this movie. Was interested in going to see Season of the Witch, but I've heard it's pretty bad.

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  18. stmJanuary 7, 2011 at 6:44 AM

    i want to see that kayak take on class 6 rapids.

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  19. Fire PursuitJanuary 7, 2011 at 8:53 AM

    hell yeah! i have 2 of them lying around the house. I will strap them on my feet and make me some nice jet-blades.

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  20. MRanthropeJanuary 7, 2011 at 9:57 AM

    damn that looks like fun.

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  21. RawrJanuary 7, 2011 at 10:50 AM

    hahaha, third vid is amazing

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  22. Mister SharafJanuary 7, 2011 at 1:01 PM

    awesome vids!

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  23. Come At Me BroJanuary 7, 2011 at 2:46 PM

    I need a jet engine!

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  24. tomi991January 7, 2011 at 2:50 PM

    i'd try to sell it and get booooooozeeee!

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  25. BrutJanuary 7, 2011 at 3:02 PM

    I'll just dig a jet engine out of my garage...

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  26. AnonfourtwentyJanuary 7, 2011 at 6:36 PM

    I'd put a jet engine on the back of my car and call it the bat mobile.

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  27. AnonymousJanuary 7, 2011 at 7:51 PM

    I would attatch a jet engine to a graphite pencil.
    I would be able to draw straight lines very quickly.

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  28. MaxJanuary 7, 2011 at 8:15 PM

    Any vehicle + jet engine = greatness
    This equation works 100% of the time.

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  29. pJanuary 8, 2011 at 5:52 AM

    cool post!
    Anyways, cool blog, i'll follow.

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  30. tigeyJanuary 8, 2011 at 8:29 AM

    Hahah, lol crazy people

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  31. JayPowerJanuary 8, 2011 at 10:33 AM

    A skateboard no doubt ;D

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  32. TeutorixJanuary 8, 2011 at 1:07 PM

    When I will get old I am so getting that wheelchair!

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  33. Monster MadnessJanuary 8, 2011 at 1:29 PM

    Haha, not sure what I would do :D

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  34. AnonymousJanuary 8, 2011 at 2:14 PM

    LOL @ that second video.

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  35. Speedy EdJanuary 9, 2011 at 6:43 AM

    haha errr little bit strange :P but if thats what people like to do so be it !

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