Wednesday, February 2, 2011

You Thought The Cadillac CTS-V Couldn't Get Better...

Someone please hand me that towel over there, because I need to wipe my drool off the goddamn floor! GM recently announced its new styling for the CTS-V - the Black Diamond Edition. Now I'm a guy who has numerous reservations about American vehicles, yet I cannot contain my desire to have one of these in my garage.
Now before anyone judges my attraction to this seemingly inanimate object, let me make something abundantly clear. This CTS-V isn't something to be left out in the rain, or to be parked near shopping carts at the neighborhood grocery. Why? Well, I'll gladly tell you why.  The painting process uses something called SpectraFlair paint, which entails a process of three layers of paint and flakes of aluminum encapsulated in magnesium fluoride for a sparkling finish. Needless to say, you're an idiot if you scratch the paint because it will be literally impossible to seamlessly repair it.
Aside from the paint, the Black Diamond CTS-V is said (by GM themselves) to emulate a well-tailored tuxedo. Prices start at $69,190 for manual transmission models and $70,490 for the automatic, which is a pretty penny for most onlookers (myself obviously included), but well worth the money.

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28 comments:

  1. my day in a sentenceFebruary 2, 2011 at 5:46 PM

    Oh, my, look at those lines! O_o

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  2. A Beer for the ShowerFebruary 2, 2011 at 6:11 PM

    Admittedly, if I had the kind of coin to drop on this, I probably wouldn't buy a car that I couldn't drive practically (with a scratch being near unfixable). But it's still a very, very sexy car.

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  3. SomeoneFebruary 2, 2011 at 6:26 PM

    i tho0ught it, then it happened. im now picking my brains up from being blown.
    -Christopher James Chaos

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  4. ChrisFebruary 2, 2011 at 6:48 PM

    Oh man...the curves!

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  5. AnonymousFebruary 2, 2011 at 7:07 PM

    Wow the exterior and interior is mind blowing. So sleek and sexy O_O

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  6. Chris SedunFebruary 2, 2011 at 8:06 PM

    I need money!

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  7. Major MackFebruary 2, 2011 at 8:40 PM

    Ya you park this near my shopping cart and I'll unleash an epic thrashing on that ride!
    Dont get me wrong, that is a very nice ride. Thats why if you park it near me, I'm gonna make that paint look like you just picked up your ride from the wreckers. When you ride by in your "Black Diamond", you'll hear the street people yelling. "He,he, Who dis? You betta not stop HO! or I'll bust your ass and make you eat that tuxedo!"

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  8. AnonymousFebruary 2, 2011 at 9:14 PM

    I jus fapped... twice.

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  9. noogFebruary 2, 2011 at 9:23 PM

    can i get that towel after you?? i need to wipe my sperm off the computer screen... thanks

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  10. mrecanFebruary 2, 2011 at 9:46 PM

    it is definitely worth the money

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  11. thegoldenchildFebruary 2, 2011 at 10:37 PM

    wasnt always fond of the cts but this just looks mean. the front end is just so aggressive looking

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  12. AnonymousFebruary 2, 2011 at 10:49 PM

    Only $70000, I should buy two.

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  13. HiFiFebruary 3, 2011 at 5:52 AM

    The shape! The shape is so awesome! Reminds me of the VW Corrado.

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  14. Telia TuliFebruary 3, 2011 at 6:20 AM

    this thing is gorgeous.
    and i rarely use that term.
    love black autos.

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  15. BlahCooCooBlahFebruary 3, 2011 at 6:39 AM

    I like this, it's very sophisticated! At first I thought the front was a little too showy, but I like :)

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  16. CandleintheDarkFebruary 3, 2011 at 6:50 AM

    I think I've fallen in love.

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  17. ZakkFebruary 3, 2011 at 11:29 AM

    looks sexy.

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  18. TeutorixFebruary 3, 2011 at 11:34 AM

    Am I in heaven?

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  19. cooperlifeFebruary 3, 2011 at 12:01 PM

    I knew for a fact that the Cadillac CTS could not possibly get better. This is a CTS-V though. Totally different, and far higher potential.

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  20. GFebruary 3, 2011 at 1:27 PM

    Looks cool - bit too big for me though

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  21. mindFebruary 3, 2011 at 2:14 PM

    orgams on wheel

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  22. The ChampFebruary 3, 2011 at 2:35 PM

    what a nice toilet.

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  23. Suciô SanchezFebruary 3, 2011 at 3:43 PM

    I think it's a Hot Wheels/Matchbox thing.
    If you grew up playing with Hot Wheels, Cadillacs look okay. If you grew up with Matchbox cars, Caddies look like a bad joke.

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  24. PS3 FnaticFebruary 3, 2011 at 4:48 PM

    Beastly car.

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  25. Mister SharafFebruary 3, 2011 at 4:52 PM

    nice

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  26. UnknownFebruary 3, 2011 at 5:27 PM

    Those seats are gorgeous

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  27. Bob lehcrorFebruary 3, 2011 at 6:07 PM

    I dunno they're left hand drive right? Looks okay though

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  28. AnonymousFebruary 7, 2011 at 8:06 PM

    This looks so sexy! I like the door handles how they're concealed.

    Flakes of aluminum encapsulated in magnesium fluoride? Awesome!

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